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“You Can’t be Serious” is a column written by Bernie Comasky.

You Can’t Be Serious – Michael D is the man for Me!

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I watched our president being interviewed by Ryan Tubridy on the occasion of his 80th birthday. I was, and not for the first time,...

You Can’t Be Serious – It feels so fab to nab a...

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There I was in the shed … Actually, if you don’t mind, we’ll leave the shed for the moment and come back to it...

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘The cat came back …’

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Alas, dear readers, this week’s column is even more cat than usual. In fact, it is all cat. This is the story of a...

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Floggin’ a dead horse …’

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Richard Baker was the face of BBC TV news for around thirty years. Like our own Charles Mitchell of RTE over the same era,...

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘When things get back to Normal …?’

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Several times a day now we hear someone mention about ‘things getting back to normal.’ I too have been thinking about ‘getting back to...

You Can’t Be Serious – Prolific pancakes and a plethora of penance...

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I am penning this on Shrove Tuesday – Pancake Night. I am full as a ‘pinkeen’ of heavily drizzled (I hope that ‘drizzled’ is...

You can’t be serious. – Wisdom  on tap.

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“It’s a ‘fret’ all you can learn in a pub”; thus speaks a man I know round home. I suspect though, that the man...

Frontline workers and our last line of Defence…

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You Can’t Be Serious - Frontline workers and our last line of Defence…I read recently where somebody said; ‘if there are angels in heaven,...

You Can’t Be Serious – Constantly counting calories is all a cod

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I read somewhere last week that a person needs to walk six miles to burn up the calories from drinking one can of coke....

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Sweet dreams Baby’ … or sour nightmare...

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Think about all the songs that are about dreams: Lovely songs – lovely dreams. ‘I’ll see you in my dreams’. ‘Sweet dreams Baby’. ‘Sweet...

You Cant’t Be Serious – It’s always better to have a...

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How we confront our last few moments on earth is always of great interest to those left behind. The subject is a grave one;...

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘Taking the Knee in 1955 …’

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George Floyd’s life was snuffed out in the most grotesque manner and his horrendous murder carried live on TV for all the world to...

You Can’t Be Serious. Enjoy your ‘Best Christmas…’

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Bing Crosby dreamt of a ‘White Christmas - just like the ones he used to know.’ This humble scribe isn’t dreaming of a white...

You Can’t Be Serious – Go with your gut feeling and make...

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When people talk of ‘impulsive decisions’, they generally use a tone of disapproval – as if there is something inherently wrong with making a...

You Can’t Be Serious – Make “waits” along your journey

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I was walking home with my newspaper the other morning when I got a flashback to when I was a young boy walking to...

You can’t be serious – A friend …

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‘A friend in need is a friend indeed – or ‘a friend in need is a damn nuisance’ … take your pick, but a...

You can’t be serious – The blind spot

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I have a slight defect. Loath as I am to admit it, I have a blind spot. This blind spot manifests itself in a...

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘…’

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I knew a man once upon a time who liked to ‘take a drink.’ John also liked to philosophise a bit – mostly about...

You Can’t be Serious – There is something special about sweet...

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September is my favourite month and the more I think about it the better I like it. Ok, so I didn’t like the first...

You Can’t Be Serious . Keep your opinion of yourself to yourself...

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I have the highest admiration for modest people; those men and women who prefer to ‘hide their light under a bushel’. Even though this...

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘There are good goods in small [GAA]...

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‘It is not the size of the dog in the fight; but the size of the fight in the dog that counts.’ ‘There are...

You Can’t Be Serious – Man – the most adaptable animal on...

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I have good news – and I have bad news. Let us deal with the bad news first, and you may find the good...

You Can’t Be Serious – ‘At the end of the Day…’

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I was driving along in my four-wheel automobile yesterday: Ronan Collins was on the car radio and all seemed well with the world. Then...

You Can’t Be Serious – The ones that even Specsavers couldn’t save...

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It is only fair to warn those of you with a clean record that anyone proceeding past the next full stop will become a...

You Can’t Be Serious – Dougie is dead …

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Dougie is dead: The kindest, most lovable, and most intelligent animal any of us have ever known is no more. He died quietly and...

You Can’t Be Serious. Bring back the Bicycle

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Eamon Ryan is the new Irish Government Minister for Transport. His brief also includes ‘Climate Action.’ Mr Ryan is a member of the ‘Green...

How to Be Perfectly Miserable.

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In the past, this column has set out to help people become, happy, positive, healthy, rich, and slim. All very worthy causes, indeed; but...

You Can’t Be Serious – Ramblings of a Recycled Recluse …

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Man has to be the most adaptable animal on the planet. Take this humble locked-down scribe for example: I have extracted turf from the...

You Can’t Be Serious. ‘A sheep’s worst enemy is another sheep…’

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If you, dear reader, decided that you were going to circumnavigate the globe; go on a trip around the world like, what do you...

You Can’t Be Serious. Can we eliminate the Scourge of love?

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Whether it is better “to have loved and lost then not to have loved at all” is a matter for serious debate. What is...