THE PURPLE PARASOL RIDES AGAIN HASH
Contributor / 2012-06-08 22:19:23
On a fine morning, 20 Hashers and 3 mutts assembled outside the bar at Orgarite, just near Oria.
As usual, there were two routes. One for walkers led by Tenna Lady and one for those feeling a little more energetic, ‘hared’ by Rip Van Winkle.
Tenna lady thought she was a tour guide and held aloft her purple parasol so that everyone would know where she was. Unfortunately, because she had an injured foot she led the walk almost exclusively from the rear, but as she didn’t really know where she was going, that didn’t matter anyway!
Rip too, had an innovation for this Hash – he made the Hashers actually run every now and then.
At the circle, down downs were pronounced and punishments issued for such offences as ‘short cutting’ (Ma Bates and Bit On The Side) Campo watering (Puff and Tonto) and most notably Big Nuts for being a Hash Beer Master with no beer!
Then the on after was held at the aforementioned bar in Orgarite, where Ma Bates made everyone else jealous by getting the best tapas – a huge plate of really well fried chips and a big bowl of alioli to dip them in!
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